- Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)
- While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in "Palmolive."
- Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
- Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
- In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
- If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
- When driving colleagues around insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep 'em tuned up."
- Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think?"
- Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".
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