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Monday, 7 April 2008

Joke Of The Day #13 : Ways to keep healthy level of insanity in the workplace :)

  1. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)

  2. While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in "Palmolive."

  3. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.

  4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

  5. Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."

  6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

  7. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

  8. When driving colleagues around insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep 'em tuned up."

  9. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think?"

  10. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".



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