Joke Of The Day #4 : Old Priest :P

The old priest lay dying in the hospital.

For years He had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.
He motioned for his nurse to come near.

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

"I would really like to see Khairy and Samy Velu before I die",
whispered the priest.

"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon
the word arrived. Khairy and Samy would be delighted to visit the
priest.

As they went to the hospital, Khairy commented to Samy "I don't know
why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our
images."

Samy couldn't help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Samy's hand in
his right hand and Khairy's hand in his left. There was silence and a
look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally Samy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen,
why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life
after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

The old priest continued..."He died between two lying thieves. I would
like to do the same."