Just For FUN #2- Top reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE

While cleaning up my Yahoo!Mailbox(523 unread emails!!!duhhh...)I found this funny FACT on why most of the ladies nowadays are still single. Hmmmm.....even though it's just a jokes, but most of them were true though :LOL:

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into something
you'd like to have dinner with."

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But to say, from my personal point of view, most of the couples that I've seen today were not well-match in term of their look or appearance. Like the Old Malay saying;"Bagaikan Pinang dibelah dua".....NO!!! They were none like the old saying!

Sometimes I'm wondering, why? why? and why? Why those pretty,cute sexy girls end up with a guy like that? Some of the guy just look like a drug addict or a homeless guy and most of them were actually "bikers" or in here(in Malaysia) we called them "Mat Rempit".

Errrmmm....the phenomena make me wonder.....should I be one of them?Be one of the "Mat Rempit"??? 'Cause I'm really, deeply ENVY them!!! WTF....hehehehehhh